Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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