My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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