Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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