Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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