I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize