So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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