and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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