butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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