People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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