whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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