This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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