I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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