remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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