My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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