don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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