The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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