I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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