What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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