Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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