why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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