I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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