do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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