Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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