Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
