I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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