How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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