so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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