i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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