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if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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