We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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