And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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