i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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