this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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