Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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