well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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