ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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