you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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