seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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