i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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