on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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