Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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