i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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