She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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