I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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