Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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