now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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