Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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