So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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