he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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