The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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