Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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