Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
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i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
The ass gains better be worth it
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