Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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